THE WALKING DEAD

Just weeks after Apple announces the end of its signature iPod MP3 music player, former electronics giant Sony dusts off a classic, the mother of all 80's icons, The Walkman.

The Sony Walkman NW-ZX2 comes with 128GB of storage, a touch screen, a microSD slot and . . .

(drum roll, please)

. . . a $1,200 price tag.

$1,200, WTF?

Having owned several versions of Walkman/Discman products over the years, I can honestly say I was so excited when I first read about this. That is, of course, until I saw the ridiculous price tag that's been attached.

(sigh)

Nice try, Sony, but I just don't see it happening.

LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD

My first Sony Walkman was purchased in 1983, along with two Pat Benatar cassettes, Get Nervous and Pat Benatar: Live From Earth.

I purchased Get Nervous, because it's a damn good album and Pat Benatar: Live From Earth because, well, because of this song.

For real.

Yeah, the video is pretty campy but still . . .

Oh, you're welcome.

THE INTERVIEW

So, a lot has been written about the Seth Rogen-James Franco comedy, The Interview, it's aborted release and Sony Entertainment's decision to go ahead and release the film both theatrically and online. The phrase "Free Speech" has been attached to this amusing controversy. It's one that I don't think applies and here's why.

First, you have to pay to watch this movie, there's nothing free about it. It's not like Sony had planned to show this in every town square across America for free, in hopes of sparking a debate about global politics and tyrannical dictators. 

Second, the real issue here, at least for me, was about caving in to a so-called terrorist group that threatened to blow up theaters showing what I'm sure will become a classic comedy for the ages. For years, we've been beating our chests and yelling "These colors don't run" and "We don't cut and run" and the classic, "If we give in, the terrorists win."

And that's exactly what happened.

In this case, the terrorists, at least temporarily, did win. The way Sony chose to handle this situation perfectly highlighted just how much of a pussy nation we've really become. Eventually, Sony changed it's mind (big surprise), with company CEO Michael Lynton going so far as saying "While we hope this is only the first step of the film's release, we are proud to make it available to the public and to have stood up to those who attempted to suppress free speech."

Hmm, . . . proud to make it available and to have stood up to those who attempted to suppress free speech. Yeah, nice try, Lynton, but your company didn't stand up at all. In fact, it kinda bent over like a little prison bitch at the first sign of trouble.

HOLIDAY

As I was recently watching Madonna: Truth or Dare, it suddenly hit me that I was watching a film documenting a tour that took place 25 years ago.

Okay, that hurt just a little bit.

Actually, it hurt quite a bit because I saw this movie in its initial release, but who cares. It's still fun to watch and one that I highly recommend.

This is the Madonna at the peak of her career, and it's how I choose to remember her.

BEATIFICATION

Ruth. Gerhig. DiMaggio. Mantle. Jackson. Munson. Mattingly. Jeter.

2014 was Derek Jeter's final season with the New York Yankees and the team, at least for me, will never be quite the same again.

TRIBUTE

There was no middle ground when it came to Joan Rivers. You either liked her or you didn't and that was it.

I thought she was awesome!

Here she is on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1967. The concept of female comics was still fairly new back then and some felt it wasn't a woman's place to be on stage telling jokes. You can tell that by the audience reaction to some of her jokes, but she still got through to them.

When I read earlier this year that after 70 years, Broadway-legend Elaine Stritch had left New York City and returned to her hometown of Detroit, MI (due to failing health), it was at that moment I (quite easily) closed the door to the long-held dream of moving back to the city I call My Oz.

There's just no way I can live in a city that doesn't count Stritchie (Noel Coward's nickname for her) as one of its inhabitants.

HEY MR. DJ PUT A RECORD ON

Soul-drenched vocals combined with a little bit of torch, a little bit of R & B and topped off with a heavy dose of Amy Winehouse-inspiration, Liam Bailey's Autumn Leave, is the best song of 2014. In fact, Definitely NOW, the album it appears on, is 2014's finest album.

DROP THE SOAP

Gone Girl is my pick for this year's best film. Not only did this thriller have me on the edge of my seat, but this little moment towards the end of the movie was a nice little perk.

Ben Affleck looks pretty good in the buff, huh?

Oh, and Jennifer Garner, if you're reading this, THANK YOU!  If we ever meet up, drinks are on me.

CHANGE OF ADDRESS

Oh, sweetheart, if you're referring to The White House, the correct address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Proof again that beauty fades, stupid lasts forever.

BRIDGEWORK

Western portion of the Oakland-San Francisco
Bay Bridge

So CalTrans announced yesterday that more water has been found in the anchor tower-area of the newly-built eastern span of the Oakland-San Francisco Bay Bridge, increasing the possibility of corrosion. Officials say the water has been drained but also added there is no room to maneuver replacement rods into place, should the exposed rods show signs of corrosion.

Opening 10 years late and coming in $5 billion dollars over-budget, it really looks like we didn't get a whole lot of bang for our buck, huh?

I just hope I'm not on that bridge when it falls into the bay.