October 4, 2011

ANNOYED


A recent Parade Magazine poll showed Kim Kardashian as the most annoying celebrity in America, coming in at 29%.

Kind of ironic, if you asked me. If America wasn't watching her TV shows and buying from her clothing line, she wouldn't be around to annoy us, right?

You only have yourself to blame, America.

JUMPING THE SHARK


It's being report that organizers of the 2012 Super Bowl have tapped 80's relic Madonna to be the halftime entertainment at this seasons game.

Madonna? Really?

That rumbling noise you hear is Vince Lombardi rolling over in his grave.

October 3, 2011

THE MESSAGE


Yeah, this TOTALLY works for me.

SPOKES


I'm still quite stunned and can't believe what I saw last night:

A bicyclist ACTUALLY stopping at a stop sign.

Coming up next, after this message, Hell freezes over.

THE TENTH MONTH


Because September was kind of nice, and I like consistency.

October 2, 2011

COLLECTION PLATE



A law, sponsored by future president Lyndon Johnson and passed in 1954, allowed churches to operate tax-free in exchange for not using their pulpits as a place for political activities. That line has become so blurred over the last several years that in some cases, it seems that some churches really are nothing more than PACS (political action committees).

In a smary attempt to challenge the law, The Alliance Defense Fund, co-founded by James Dobson, who also co-founded another ridiculous christian organization, Focus On The Family, began sponsoring an event back in 2008 that has grown pretty large over the last couple of years. Billed as Pulpit Freedom Sunday, it has essentially been called a bibilical battle against the IRS, which has stepped up its investigations of churches that seem to be ignoring the law.

I don't have an issue with churches playing around in the murky game of politics. They are two worlds that are very similar in their dirty, tricky ways, like twins separated at birth. If that's the game they want to play, I say more power to them. However, I also believe that the Tax-Free status they have enjoyed for nearly 60 years then should be repealed, as well. You cannot not rally your follwers into voting one way or the other, host candidates, and donate to different political campaigns and PACS, and then use your cross as a shield against paying your fair share of taxes.

Can you imagine what a world it would be with the all the churches having to pay taxes. My gosh, it would be pretty amazing. Our deficit could possibly shrink to zero, we could actually have a surplus (you know like we did when Bill Clinton left office), and it could be an America filled with sunshine and lollipops.

(sigh)

Oh, I can still dream, can't I?

Anyway, check out the full New York Times article that I read on MSNBC.

HAVING CHURCH/SUNDAY FUNNIES SMASH-UP


Oh man, big props to the parents that bought this shirt for their kid. Very ballsy.

October 1, 2011

UP IN THE AIR


I wanna do this . . . again.

HEAVY ROTATION


So I just received my early copy of the new M83 album, Hurry Up, We're Dreaming, due to drop on October 19th.

Seriously, RUN SILENT, RUN DEEP, and RUN FAST to where ever you get your music, because this album is beyond awesome.

STUPID STUFF STUPID WHITE PEOPLE LIKE


Beards.

I'm not talking about the short, well-groomed beards that all the kids seem to be sporting today. I'm talking about all those ZZ Top-looking motherfuckers out there, like the model pictured above.

Seriously, does anyone find this look sexy? Is this someone you would want coming at you at two in the morning, looking for a kiss and a slap 'n tickle?

IFC (Independent Film Channel) has now given the look a little credibility with its amusing new Whisker Wars, a show about the world of competitive beard growing.

COMPETITIVE BEARD GROWING???

Oh brother.