June 30, 2011

THE LAST PICTURE SHOW





It was torn down in 1964 and replaced with a parking lot (how imaginative), but as you can see, the El Capitan Theatre on Mission Street was pretty grand for a neighborhood theatre. Built in 1928, "The Cap," as it was know in the 'hood, was apart of the 20th Century-Fox movie chain.

The hotel that was built as part of the structure, which is quite run-down, still survives today.

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS


It was on sale, so I grabbed a box of Kashi's Good Friends cereal. It's a strange name for a breakfast cereal, as is the packaging. But, it does provide 46% of your recommended daily fiber intake, and is made with flakes, twigs, and granola.

TWIGS?

Oh boy, I hope this doesn't mean it's gonna hurt when it comes out.

NICE SHOT


I bought it several weeks ago and last night, I busted out my first serving of Bulleit Bourbon (and mexican Coke). I found it to be very nice and, dare I say, smoother than my now former favourite, Makers Mark.

June 29, 2011

CLOSED FOR BUSINESS


It's probably been close to a hundred years since I last enjoyed an A&W hamburger.

According to 24/7 Wall Street, I better get up, get out and grab one soon, as they have placed the classic root beer and hamburger restaurant number two on their yearly list of companies set to disappear in 2012.

Click here to read about the predicted demise of such companies as Sears, Sony Pictures, and American Apparel, among others.

CLOSET CASE


The Toronto Sun is reporting that John Lennon was a closeted fan of Ronald Reagan.

An assistant who worked for the peace activist and former Beatle says that Lennon had soured on the Democrats and that he would have voted for The Great Communicator (Reagan) if he were a citizen.

Hmm, not sure how true this might be but I wouldn't be surprised if it were.

GOOSE AND GANDER


She's been a very vocal critic of government spending, but it seems what's good for the goose isn't good for the gander.

Is anyone really surprised?

In what has turned into a rather infamous interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News this past Sunday, presidential candidate Michele "Boom-Boom" Bachmann was asked about payments her husbands medical clinic received from the government medicaid program. Her response was that they did receive "one-time training money that came from the federal government. And it certainly didn't help our clinic."

Turns out that Bachmann and Associates, a clinic that provides quality Christian counseling for a large number of mental health problems ranging from anger management to addictions and eating disorders, received $137,000 from the government, along with an additional $24,000 state grant. Also, a family farm that the tea baggin' favourite is an investor in, received $260,000 in federal farming subsidies, a fact recently reported by the Los Angeles Times.

Bachmann, a fierce critic of President Obama's stimulus program, has consistently requested funds for projects in Minnesota's 6th Congressional District, the area she represents.

I'm not sure how political candidates think they can get away with hypocritical stuff like this because they always seem to get found out.

June 28, 2011

STATEN ISLAND FAIRY


It seems the deciding vote in favour of gay marriage in the state of New York not only came from a Republican, but it came from one who ran for office last year opposing the issue.

"If I take the Catholic out of me, which is hard to do, then absolutely they should have these rights," said Mark Grisanti (R).

Well played, Mr. Grisanti. How refreshing it is to see someone put aside their own religious beliefs to do the right thing.

OH, FOR FOX SAKE



I'm not sure how much the research staff for presidential candidate Michele Bachmann is being paid, but it seems the Tea Baggin' favourite isn't getting much bang for her buck.

Ms. Bachmann recently announced her candidacy for higher office in her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa, which according to Ms. Bachmann, is the same town where John Wayne is from.

Um, you might want to double-check that one. Oh wait, I've already done it for you.

Actor John Wayne is an Iowa native, but was born in the town of Winterset, which is 150 miles away. She seems to have confused the oscar-winning actor with serial child killer John Wayne Gacy, who was, in fact, a former resident of Waterloo. This is also, by the way, the same FOX News interview where Chris Wallace asked if Bachmann was "a flake."

Oh boy, this is going to be a fun political season.

June 27, 2011

MY OZ


It's been a while since I've posted about the city I called home for ten years (got bored of it, actually). However, I came across this terrific view of Manhattan from 10,000 feet that was taken in 1944, the year that the St. Louis Cardinals won the pennant (against the St. Louis Browns).

How's that for a St. Louis shout out, Meg?

SEASON'S CHANGE


So this is what greeted San Franciscans this morning. It was cold enough that I had to run the heater.

(sigh) Summer was fun while it lasted, huh?

PIN PAL

Postcard from the long-gone Downtown Bowl, which was replaced with
Bodecker Park in the early 80's.

Those in the know have let us in the Steaming Poop newsroom know that there is the possibility of a small (six lanes) bowling alley opening up on South Van Ness Avenue and 17th Street.

Hmm, six lanes sounds kind of small to me, but I love to bowl, so I'm looking forward to see how this works out, pending approval from the SF Board of Stupidvisors.

June 26, 2011

SAY WHAT?


"This president has failed the Hispanic community. He has failed the African-American community. He has failed us all when it comes to jobs."

"The status quo certainly isn't working for the African-American community, with 16 percent unemployment, or the Hispanic community, with nearly 12 percent unemployment. It's even worse for the youth: For Hispanic youth right now, 26 percent unemployment; for African-American youth, 40 percent unemployment."

Gee whiz, I had no idea that Michele Bachmann, or the Tea Party, for that matter, was so concerned about minority unemployment.

Maybe she should run for President.  (sigh)

CHURCH SERVICES


I wonder what their communion service consists of?

BATHHOUSE




Under suspicious circumstances, the fabled and beloved Sutro Baths, near the Cliff House, burned to the ground 45 years ago today.

Check out this link for some great vintage film and pictures, along with the history of this sorely missed piece of San Francisco history.

June 25, 2011

THE LAST PICTURE SHOW

The marquee and signage as it appears today.

The lobby in its heyday

The foyer





Although I've always lived in the Mission District (both times I've lived in SF), I never did find my way to the New Mission Theatre, and with good reason. It was pretty rundown and not a safe place to see a movie, but I always wondered how it looked inside.

As you can see, it was quite grand back in the day. I doubt very much if it can be saved and restored (the location doesn't seem to allow for it) but click here (scroll down to links and click Save the New Mission) to see how it looks today.

"IT'S GONNA HAPPEN, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT"


Congratulations, New York.

June 24, 2011

EAT SHIT AND DIE


Just looking at this picture makes me sick to my stomach.

Available at Denny's, the latest addition to their menu is a sandwich filled with grilled prime rib, french fries, melted Swiss and American cheese, mayonnaise and brown gravy.

They call it the Midwestern Meat & Potatoes Sandwich, but I think they should have called it the Eat Shit and Die Sandwich.

So gross.

BREAKFAST IS SERVED


The venerable breakfast cereal turns 70 today.

BIG GAY WET DREAM


Judy embraces Monroe at the 1962 Golden Globe Awards.

Happy pride weekend.

June 22, 2011

PRISON RAPE


There's no other way to put it: I've seen rape scenes on the HBO prison drama OZ less painful-looking than what was served up at ATT Park last night.

San Francisco Giants pitcher Madison Bumgarner gave it up like a virgin on prom night to the visiting Minnesota Twins, allowing eight hits that resulted in eight runs . . .

. . . in the FIRST INNING!

I'll say one thing, Facebook friend and former officemate Ryan must have been happier than a pig in shit. He's a loyal Twins fan who got to see this all play out in person (and in a luxury box, no less). His team has been struggling this season, with a record of 32-39.

The final score was 9-2, Minnesota.

Way to go, Bumgarner.

DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200


Tired of state budgets that were several months late, the ridiculous and embarrassing shenanigans of the state assembly and senate, and IOU's being issued in lieu of checks, California voters passed an initiative that said politicians could not be paid unless state budgets were passed on time.

Under Proposition 25, lawmakers don't get paid their salary or living expenses if they miss the deadline. In a smarmy attempt to get paid, they passed a budget on June 15 that, among other things, included a short fall of $1.3 Billion in school funding.

Governor Jerry Brown quickly, and rightly so, vetoed the budget submitted.

Wait, it gets better.

California state Controller John Chiang announced Tuesday he was halting pay for state lawmakers, saying their budget plan was not balanced and did not meet the state's requirement for them to be paid.

Chiang, a Democrat whose office issues paychecks, found the package did not meet the constitutional requirements for a balanced budget. A statement from the controllers offices is simple and to the point: "My office's careful review of the recently passed budget found components that were miscalculated, miscounted or unfinished. The numbers simply did not add up, and the Legislature will forfeit their pay until a balanced budget is sent to the governor."

AWESOME!

. . . AND JUSTICE FOR ALL?


U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has always operated under a cloud of questionable ethics. His confirmation hearing was a new low for everyone involved, as former assistant Anita Hill accused him of sexual harassment. He rarely comments on the cases before him and tends to sit on the bench silently.

Both the New York Times and The Grio blog have been questioning some of his shady business dealings. It also appears that he may have some conflicts of interests that would typically have an elected official resigning from or thrown out of office.

Check it out and see if you agree that the time for him to step down has arrived.

THIS USED TO BE MY PLAYGROUND

Montecelli's, which was across the street from Petaluma High School. The building was eventually
condemned and torn down in the early 70's. The lot remains empty today.

The migration to East Petaluma begins, 1957. Kenilworth Jr. High hasn't been built yet
and the new Highway 101 bypass around town is still under construction

The State Theatre is now The Mystic (a concert venue).

Western Avenue. Crocker-Citizens Bank is now Wells Fargo.

Petaluma Supermarket on Main Street (as it was still called back then), opening day, 1948 (?).

Main Street (as it was still called then) at Washington Street, 1958

I came across some pictures of Petaluma, my hometown. Very little has changed over the years.

Kind of nice, actually.

June 21, 2011

THE HEAT IS ON


Ava Gardner
Nice to see Summer has finally arrived. Consider my recently-issued Amber Alert canceled.

FOOT IN MOUTH DISEASE

John McCain on the Arizona fires:
"We all know that people who come across our border illegally . . . that these fires
are sometimes, some of them, caused by this . . . (illegal immigrants) have set fires because they wanted to signal others . . . and they have set fires because they wanted to divert law enforcement agents."

Tracy Morgan said during a recent comedy show in Nashville, TN, that he
would "pull out a knife and stab his son" if he were gay.
Wow.

June 20, 2011

TIME MACHINE


I came across this amusing piece of history in Muir Woods yesterday. I'm not sure, but I think it's some kind of apparatus that was once used for ordering pizza and call girls.

PICTURE THIS




Just a couple of nice shots from a fun afternoon visiting Muir Woods and the village of Bolinas with Vicky and the kids.

WALKMAN CLASSICS


No song brings me back to 1988 quicker than this remix of Alexander O'Neal's Criticize. What comes to mind the most when I hear it:

The Morning Zoo on 106 KMEL-FM (i loved you so much, Ronelle Lewis)
27-Bryant
2858 23rd Street
838 Market Street

Alexander is the one singer from the era of the Minneapolis Sound that didn't break through into crossover success, which is too bad. His album Hearsay (the album Criticize is on) is an awesome helping of 80's R&B served up at its best.

June 19, 2011

TRIBUTE


In most tellings, a lightning storm was rolling through Asbury Park one night in 1971 while Bruce Springsteen was performing. As Clarence Clemons entered the bar, the wind blew the door off its hinges, and Springsteen was startled by the towering shadow at the door. Then Clarence invited himself onstage to play along, and they clicked.

So long, Clarence.

June 18, 2011

IT'S THE TIME OF THE SEASON FOR . . .


. . . fresh guacamole, and LOTS of it!

AMBER ALERT


Come on, Summer. You were here for a few days and then disappeared.

Where are you?

June 17, 2011

TEAM COCO

Coco Austin, wife of rapper and actor Ice T
Kim Kardashian
E! Entertainment Television has thrown down the gauntlet, with two reality shows starring two women known for their "assets."

I'll call it Battle of the Booties.

If I had to call a winner, it would have to be Coco Austin, hands down (or should I say asses down).

SAY WHAT?


During a campaign stop in Tampa, Florida, Republican hopeful Mitt Romney told a group of unemployed workers, who had just told him about how hard was for them to find work, that he was in a similar way.

I should tell my story, I’m also unemployed.”

Really? You're going to compare yourself to a regular person who's unemployed?

Wow, what an asshole.

I can only hope he has as much a hard time finding work in DC as some of are out here.

RUMP SHAKER


My attachment to music from the 80's is very well known. However, the same cannot be said about what came out in the 90's. Not sure why, but I rarely listen to anything that came out during that time.

This is one of the few songs that is an exception to the previous statement. 1993's Show Me Love from Robin S. always makes me want to get up and shake my fat ass. I've even been known to belt out a line or two.

Enjoy.

June 16, 2011

CENTENNIAL


Happy 100th anniversary to San Francisco's Union Square.