FROM THE DESK OF . . .

To:     Fellow gym member
From: Me
Re:     Your odor

Dear Sir -

I don't expect anyone to follow my protocol when it comes to working out and body odor, as I shower before AND after the gym. I also wear deodorant.

However, I nearly asphyxiated on the fumes brought on by your horrible brand of stink when you passed by me earlier this morning. Seriously, you smelled like an old lady fart after it passed through a raw onion.

I know you're not goint to follow my lead, as far as cleanliness is concerned, but really, how about you try to NOT exercise in the clothes you've slept in . . .

. . . for the last three weeks.

Thank you.

Warmest regards,

Scott