September 14, 2011

I WILL GLADLY SUE YOU TUESDAY FOR A HAMBURGER TODAY


So a 290-pound man in upstate New York has decided to sue fast food chain White Castle because he no longer fits in their booths and that violates his civil rights.

SIGH

Dude, try the salad bar.

2 comments:

  1. I have a similar suit pending against my KFC/Taco Bell. They don't have booths, but their trough chairs keep collapsing under my weight.

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  2. I KNEW IT! I'm gonna start stalking that dump with my camera, so I can finally get a shot of the Wiley Spotted Outback Schmason in his natural habitat. When that happens, I'll sell the picture to the National Geographic Magazine, become rich and famous, and then guest host on Regis and Kelly

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