November 4, 2011

BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER


So San Diego Police are now investigating the allegation that lesbian pop star Justin Bieber may have fathered a child with a fan. The alleged sex encounter seems to have taken place when the girl in question was 19 and Bieber was 16, making it a possible Statutory Rape case.

Wow, I had no idea that the fine city of San Diego was so crime-free that their law enforcement resources could be used for something as trivial as this.

2 comments:

  1. i really love this story. mostly because i love biebs and it's just oozing with good, juicy gossip.

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  2. lol i'm a little embarrassed since i'm not a bieber fan, but as soon as i heard the story i immediately thought of the song. it is a funny story, as well.

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