February 19, 2013

AMBER ALERT


You remember Mark Sanford, don't you? He's the douche bag former governor of South Carolina, who told everyone he was going to hike the Appalachian Trail. After a two-week search, when he was reported missing, it turned out Sanford had flown to Argentina to be with his mistress.

Anyway, Sanford has decided the time has arrived for a return to politics, and has officially announced his candidacy for Congress. Nothing amused me more than to hear him brag about how when he was the governor, he cut spending, reduced debt, and made government accountable. I was amused because of the amount of money spent searching the trails he claimed to be hiking on, as well as the cost of flying to another continent to carry on his extramarital affair, all of which he initially tried to stick to the taxpayers of state he represented.

Um, nice try, Mark.

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