SEXERCISE

Back in the early 80's, Showtime used to broadcast these 3 to 5 minute videos called Aerobicise between their late night movies. They always featured two or three women on a slow-spin turntable exercising to a disco beat. I use that term "exercising" loosely because while heart rates may have been increasing, it had nothing to do with the exercises being demonstrated.

Heavily made up, coiffed and staring seductively into the soft-focused camera with their glossy, bee-stung porno lips (and usually on their knees), it made for an amusingly pleasurable viewing experience.