On the way to the beach back in 1988, I stopped at the Crown Books on Sutter Street to pick up a few magazines and saw this book next to the register. Knowing nothing about it or the author, James Robert Baker, i grabbed it anyway and wasn't disappointed. It's a hilarious read that is totally recommended.
"Shark told me he didn't have sex with Sue, or jerk off or anything, for like two weeks before his physical, and when the day came he didn't wear any underwear, knowing full well that all the guys had to strip down to their underwear to go through the procedure. So there was Shark walking around with his folder totally naked. Then, he said, he used all his powers of concentration imaging he was having excruciating sex with Kathy Petro so that he got this huge fuckin' hard on, and the army doctors and everybody became totally disturbed. They put him in line to see the shrink, and while he was standing there, without touching himself or anything, he like totally shot off all over the place, getting jiz on the guy in front of him in line.
Everybody when apeshit, and they figured Shark was gay, so they stamped him 4-F and sent him home."
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