Few issues that have annoyed me more than the current trend of the naked guy on the street.
For those who live outside San Francisco and may not be aware, public nudity is perfectly legal here, so long as the naked guy (and I say naked guy because I have yet to a woman join her naked brothers) is not in a state of arousal, and has placed something between his buttocks and the seat/chair/bench he has decided to sit upon.
I wasn't at all surprised to read earlier today that enough of these guys have pushed the envelope so far that the Board of Stupidvisors might go back to making public nudity against the law. It seems that many of the guys have now taken to sporting "cockrings" as they stroll around the neighborhood, and that has caused an increase of complaints. Says San Francisco police sergeant Chuck Limbert:
"There is a difference between being naked and making a political statement and then wearing jewelry that brings attention to one's genital areas . . . We have been getting a lot more pressure from the community to do some enforcement in regard to the public nudity and what is going on up there . . . Wearing a cock ring, when you are aroused or getting aroused, that to me has kind of moved over or stepped out of the realm of being a political statement."
Right, because walking around the neighborhood naked was supposed to be a "political statement."
Assholes.
I can't wait for this ban to go back into effect.
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