DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

They changed their name from "Kentucky Fried Chicken" to "KFC" in the '90's because they did not want to have the evil word "FRIED" associated with their products. In the spirit of healthier choices, they also introduced grilled and rotisserie chicken to the menu.

My, my, my, how times have changed.

This is their new sandwich, the "Double Down." It's two fried chicken breasts (in place of a bun or bread), with cheese and bacon in the middle.

Ugh.

Maybe their slogan should be changed from "We Do Chicken Right" to "Eat Shit And Die."