THIS HOUSE IS CLEAN

So I allowed myself to get caught up in an unintentional spring clean project today, and this is what I found in a few bags that have been sitting in a corner for at least a couple of years:

• Season 3 of Weeds on DVD (something I didn't even know I had, but now my Saturday night is planned, woo-hoo)
• An unactivated MasterCard, still in the sealed envelope (not sure how that got passed me, but I threw it out)
• Some unpaid hospital bills (oops)
• A printed email forwarded to me by my boss, from his boss at the-too-big-to-fail Lehman Brothers, about what I great job I was doing with the fail trade management (dated September 10, 2001)

Of course, I found no money.