Word on the street is that not only are "Mall Santas" clamoring for H1N1 vaccinations, but that his "elves" are going to be screening kids in line for possible signs of illness.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. But you've got a runny nose, so you're gonna have to suck it up and wait 'til next year for your present.
So stupid.
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