PAT THIS DOWN

Fellow choir nerd and Facebook friend Heidi gets a HUGE Pooper-Scooper shout-out for this little gem.

It's a metallic ink-printed shirt you can wear the next time you get scanned at the airport. While double-checking that you have NOTHING hidden under your clothes, your TSA agent will also get a quick lesson on the Constitution. They're available at Cargo Collective.

Me want this!