October 1, 2011

STUPID STUFF STUPID WHITE PEOPLE LIKE


Beards.

I'm not talking about the short, well-groomed beards that all the kids seem to be sporting today. I'm talking about all those ZZ Top-looking motherfuckers out there, like the model pictured above.

Seriously, does anyone find this look sexy? Is this someone you would want coming at you at two in the morning, looking for a kiss and a slap 'n tickle?

IFC (Independent Film Channel) has now given the look a little credibility with its amusing new Whisker Wars, a show about the world of competitive beard growing.

COMPETITIVE BEARD GROWING???

Oh brother.

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