August 31, 2009

DON'T SLEEP IN THE SUBWAY, DARLING


A friend of mine recently told me about a friend of his falling asleep (i.e. passed out drunk) on a subway train in New York City. He woke up when the train reached the end of the line (in Brooklyn) to see that someone had cut a hole in his pocket and took his wallet.

God, I love that town!

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  1. I saw the same sort of image in Las Vegas: about 10am, a guy face down on the strip of grass between the sidewalk and a low wall at the edge of a hotel parking lot. I almost nudged him with my foot to see if he was alive, but I just walked by. (He didnt seem like a homeless guy; more like some suburban amateur drinker trying to walk back to his hotel room.)

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  2. Is that any way to treat your Cookie, Irv? Really now...you said you woudn't post that photo of me. You're sleeping on the couch tonight, mister.

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