I caught new Speaker of the House John Boehner's speech this morning, and was wildly amused at the size of his new, um, gavel.
It says a lot, doesn't it?
In fact, the timeless (and brilliant) words of fellow former choir-nerd Heidi immediately popped into my head, as outgoing speaker Nancy Pelosi ceremoniously passed it on to him:
"Sorry about your penis!"
Just when I thought you were starting to run out of porny pun headlines. Well done.
ReplyDeletewell, i don't wanna use 'em everyday. i gotta stretch it out, keep the fans wanting more.
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