I'm not sure if this could fall under a false advertising banner, but coming soon to a department store near you is the Shock Jock.
As you can see by the underwear band, they are designed by Andrew Christian, and are available in briefs and boxer briefs. Hidden inside is a cup in the shape of a penis, which is supposed to add two inches to your appearance.
So, the next time you go home with some guy, and you find that he's wearing a pair of Andrew Christian underwear . . .
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
By the way, Meg blogged this yesterday on her fine page Hey Red Hey, and it's where I got my inspiration for this entry, so a special thanks goes out to her.
thanks for the shout out, scott! i'll let you know as soon as i find a pair!
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