A "Schmason" was spotted in the outback yesterday. Usually one for cookies and cookie-related treats, he was photographed eating something healthier - a pear.
We all ice skated home after work, as the consumption of this natural snack was a sure sign that Hell had completely frozen over.
loooooooooving this post.
ReplyDeleteI think the bigger shocker is not that he's eating a pear, but that his work email is what's open on his monitor.
ReplyDeletewell, having reached the end of the internet at 4:17pm, he had to do something.
ReplyDeleteThe reason my work email is open is that I haven't had one fucking second of goddamn peace since you left. I've reluctantly turned to natural foods out of sheer desperation and panic.
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