May 10, 2011

EAT SHIT AND DIE


IHOP announced today that it is entering the frozen breakfast food business.

Marketed under the name IHOP At Home, the line is said to include such savory treats as French Toast Stuffed Pastries, Omelet Crispers (bacon, sausage, or cheese), and last but not least, Griddle 'n Sausage Wraps (breakfast sausage stuffed inside "maple syrup-tinged pancake batter").

The microwave breakfast "food" can be found at Wal-Mart in their frozen Eat Shit and Die aisle.

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