I WILL GLADLY SUE YOU TUESDAY FOR A HAMBURGER TODAY
So a 290-pound man in upstate New York has decided to sue fast food chain White Castle because he no longer fits in their booths and that violates his civil rights.
I KNEW IT! I'm gonna start stalking that dump with my camera, so I can finally get a shot of the Wiley Spotted Outback Schmason in his natural habitat. When that happens, I'll sell the picture to the National Geographic Magazine, become rich and famous, and then guest host on Regis and Kelly
I have a similar suit pending against my KFC/Taco Bell. They don't have booths, but their trough chairs keep collapsing under my weight.
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