February 12, 2011

ETERNAL FLAME

The Lords Prayer is the most basic one, everyone knows it, right?

Well, last night, while reciting it at a memorial, I got to the part of " . . . but deliver us from evil" and I instead said:

" . . . but deliver me to evil."

So, with the change of just TWO words, I have not only confirmed my reservation in Hell, but I've got a pretty good feeling that I'll be running though those flames while wearing gasoline-soaked underwear.

Can't wait.  ;  )

3 comments:

  1. So what the hell were you doing trying to recite the Lord's Prayer in the first place, ya goofball??

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  2. LOL i wasn't trying, i know that prayer like the back of my hand. i just don't know how that happened.

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  3. Sure you do. It was Satan possessing you and causing you to speak in tongues. Or something.

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