Well, last night, while reciting it at a memorial, I got to the part of " . . . but deliver us from evil" and I instead said:
" . . . but deliver me to evil."
So, with the change of just TWO words, I have not only confirmed my reservation in Hell, but I've got a pretty good feeling that I'll be running though those flames while wearing gasoline-soaked underwear.
Can't wait. ; )
Can't wait. ; )
So what the hell were you doing trying to recite the Lord's Prayer in the first place, ya goofball??
ReplyDeleteLOL i wasn't trying, i know that prayer like the back of my hand. i just don't know how that happened.
ReplyDeleteSure you do. It was Satan possessing you and causing you to speak in tongues. Or something.
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