April 5, 2011

HAZ-MAT

I came across a somewhat amusing article from SF Public Press recently that had me scratching my head and wondering if everyone is really THAT surprised about the deplorable state of the free public toilets found on San Francisco sidewalks.

It seems that people are using the toilets for drug and sex use. Again, not a surprise, since there is a twenty minute time limit. Twenty minutes, huh? I don't know anyone who needs that much time to go to the bathroom. I mean, you can eat a meal in twenty minutes.

Perhaps those in charge should think about lowering that time limit to, oh, I don't know, say five minutes?

Anyway, here's the link to the full story. The article goes on to say that even the homeless people are so repulsed by the conditions inside that they avoid using the bathrooms, and instead, relieve themselves on the sidewalks, alleyways and bushes.

Oh, that is rich.

3 comments:

  1. really? you can't think of ANYONE who would take 20 minutes to use the bathroom? not even a SCHMAYSON???

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  2. The wild outback Schmason is actually the leading cause of the deplorable state of free public toilets in SF.

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  3. sorry, but you're both wrong.

    as you know, the diet of the Wiley Spotted Outback Schmason includes generous portions of high-fructose corn syrup-infused cereal bars. there is no way a schmason is gonna need more than 30 to 90 seconds after dropping trou before those bowels are fully-evacuated.

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