August 1, 2010

STUPID STUFF STUPID WHITE PEOPLE LIKE

Superfluous kitchen gadgets.

I saw on television this morning the latest in a long line of useless plastic shit that I'm sure will soon end up in a landfill near you.

It's called the E-Z Cracker and it cracks eggs for you.

Have we so devolved as a people that we are no longer able to perform the simplest of tasks, like cracking our own eggs?

I've got four things to say about anyone who buys one of these:

L-A-Z-Y.

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