SPANK ME, I'M A REPUBLICAN

It's so amusing when political parties get caught in sex scandals, especially when the Republican Party is involved.

Now before you get your panties in a big wad, the Democrats have had their share of scandals and are in no position to judge. Well, actually, this time they can.

Republicans like to paint themselves as the party of "Traditional Family Values" and "Christianity," but they have just been caught using donor money to pay for private jets, limousines, fancy dinners, and (my personal favourite) strip clubs.

Orange County (California) GOP operative Erik Brown was reimbursed by the Republican National Committee for the $2000 he spent on a visit to strip club "Voyeurs." Located in West Hollywood, "Voyeurs" specializes in topless dancing, S&M shows, and dancers that simulate lesbian sex.

So, Republicans don't want lesbians to marry (because it's against the bible), but it's OK to pay women to have (or pretend to have) sex with each other on stage?

Hmm, I wonder what the bible says about that?