March 25, 2011

NAME DROPPER

In an attempt to distance herself from her douchey father, former actress Lindsay Lohan announced, via her manager and douchey mother Dina Lohan, that she is dropping her last name and will stick with using her first name only.

One name, huh? I've got a few "one-name monikers" she can go by, but I'll be nice and just suggest one:

Idiot.

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