PUT ME IN COACH, I'M READY TO PLAY

Ladies and Gentlemen, the opening day roster for your New York Yankees (against the Detroit Tigers):

Brett Gardner LF
Derek Jeter SS
Mark Teixeira 1B
Alex Rodriguez 3B
Robinson Cano 2B
Nick Swisher RF
Jorge Posada DH
Curtis Granderson CF
Russell Martin C
C.C. Sabathia P

Oh, to be in The Bronx today. GO YANKEES!