Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a true-blue prick
he said he was a patriot
so he came up with a trick
(a song written by yours truly, which should sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island)
Pictured above is Bill Warren, a California-native who's decided it's a great idea to go find where Osama Bin Laden's watery grave is.
"I'm doing it because I am a patriotic American who wants to know the truth. I do it for the world."
When questioned about what he plans to do if he finds the body, he answered: "We would photograph, videotape, and do a DNA test, and then try to figure out what we are going to do with his body after that."
Yeah, like the Taliban doesn't have enough reasons to dislike us, already.
Asshole.
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